Corrupt a Wish

[Iƪƪia]

So, this is a pretty common game, but if you're unfamiliar with it, it goes like this:

One person makes a wish, and the next person to post finds an ironic way to derive bad consequences from granting the wish, or to otherwise tag a downside to it, and so on and so forth.

For example:

Aug 16, 2009 17:03:06 GMT -6 @Person 3 said:

Aug 16, 2009 17:01:26 GMT -6 @Person 2 said:

Aug 16, 2009 16:59:46 GMT -6 @Person 1 said:

I wish for a Corvette

Granted. You got it real cheap because it was crushed under a giant anvil.

I wish I was the most attractive person in the world

Granted. You are the most attractive person in the world, and both sexes now want your body.

I wish for world peace.

Get it? Okay then!

I wish for a giant thermos of coffee.

[Elle]

(Oh, I love this game!)

Granted. You recieve a giant thermos full of decaf coffee.

I wish I had a pony.

[Iƪƪia]

Granted, but your pony turns out to be evil and is plotting to kill you in your sleep.

I wish I could fly.

[nerdswillrule]

Granted but it only last for 15 minutes and you fall from the sky.


I wish my computer was fixed.

[Iƪƪia]

Granted, but the person hired to fix your computer was an escaped convict and he made off with your computer when you weren't looking.

I wish I had $1million.

[Elle]

Granted. You now have 1 million counterfit dollars.

I wish it would stop raining so much!

[kawaii]

Granted, and the world dries up from lack of rain.

I wish to keep one of my foster kittens

[Iƪƪia]

Granted, but you choose the one who has a mental condition and, thinking he's a dog, starts chewing on your shoes.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

[Fiona]

Granted, but you are now a sleepless zombie.

I wish for a slice of chocolate cake!

[ωΘĿƒ]

Granted, but then you realize it's one of those chocolate and peanut butter cakes and you can't find any water and that funny sticky feeling is stuck inside your mouth forever >.> I pity you.

I wish I had a magical *wand ^^

[Iƪƪia]

Granted, but the only thing your wand is able to do is zap more Twilight books into existence. *shudders*

I wish I had a better computer <.<

[Elle]

Granted, but your computer is so advanced that it has a mind of it's own and is secretly plotting a robot revolution.

I wish I had a talking hamster!

[Iƪƪia]

Granted, but he only talks when you try to sleep and never when you ask him to.

I... I wish I had a Krispy Kreme doughnut.

[areyna]

Granted! But now you will have a strange uncontrolable craving for Krispy Kreme's and you will become fat from the curse of the donut!

I wish homework never existed!

[Oren]

Granted, but now the trees that would have been cut down have overgrown your house and you have no place to live. Welcome to the jungle!

I wish my characters... oh wait, that's not a good idea... okay! I wish my laptop had unlimited memory.