Corrupt a Wish

[Iƪƪia]

Granted, but through its unlimited memory, your laptop begins watch and take note of all that you do all by itself and it soon creates an artificial memory in which it believes that it is the real Hana and it locks you, the "impostor" in a basement.

I wish the cookie jar was always full... (lol I gotta stop posting when I'm hungry ^^

[Oren]

Granted, but the cookies are strangely alive and take over the kitchen, throwing out the sugar, fruits, and anything else that you enjoy eating. You also can't eat the cookies because they are alive and attack you when you attempt to digest them.

I wish I could travel in time.

[Iƪƪia]

Granted, but you can't control where you go in time and you end up materializing right in front of a T-Rex. You'd better run!

I wish I had a pet dragon.

[Oren]

Granted, but this 'pet dragon' of yours becomes hungry and starts eating all the local livestock and the government becomes angry with you and sends you to jail with a life sentence.

I wish information could be downloaded into my brain.

[areyna]

Granted! But you gain to much knowlage for your brain to handle and it goes into to overload erasing all your memories.

I wish I could never get sick!

[Iƪƪia]

Granted. But scientists recognize this and decide to capture you so that they can make a draft that boosts the immune system from your blood.

I wish I could have as many iced cappuccinos as I want for free!

[Oren]

Granted, but the coffe manifests itself inside you and now u r a coffee plant, there to let others enjoy the wonderful taste of freshly ground coffee, while you may have none.

I wish trees could talk.

[mizukitsune]

Granted, but it turns out trees don't have much to talk about so they just repeat what everyone else says and sing "The Song That Doesn't End" in perpetuity.

I wish that whenever I wanted to buy something, exact change appeared in my pocket.

[Erzbet Bathry]

Granted, but now you never have anything above a 5 dollar bill in your pocket.

I wish I could live next to the pyramids.

[~☼Toka Toka☼~]

Granted...

But one day while you're exploring you end up falling victim to one of their many booby traps and dieing from it.

I wish I had a chocolate chocolate chip muffin