Sick As A Soap :: Complex As Calculus [adult]

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This is the story of love and loss; of rage and protection; of friends and family; of people and.... er.... math symbols...

Welcome to the Soap of the Century! Sick As A Soap :: Complex As Calculus is our site's fun little soap about a disturbed bunch of symbols trying to make their way through the keyboard. Who knows, maybe one day they'll end up on the big, glowing screen in perfect harmony? Or maybe the vengeful Backspace will send them into oblivion.

It's all up for grabs!

Sick As A Soap :: Complex As Calculus
Characters:
$=star/pimp/related to * secretly
*=$'s hoe and mother of &/8and shift are father and mother
&=FIINEE and looking at del
del=in relationship with alt/hitman for mafia
alt and ctrl love each other
alt=two timing
ctrl=clueless
shift=in abusive realtionship with caps lock
^ and ^=half sisters and want to be together
num lock=loves F9
F9=in relationship with F4 and can't marry outside the "F"s
,=in coma
.=,'s evil twin/reason why , is in coma.
! and ?=. and , father and mother
Um, = is the doctor
+ is the sexy nurse
tab=taxi driver in love with shift
@=fat girl in highschool that gets picked on
#=hatin' on @ with his crew
&=friends with @
#=likes &
end=psycho (child of insert and home)
{ and } are twins
[ and ] are gay
% loves #
` is a COUGAR
esc is a rapist
_ likes @
< and > are a lesbian couple
prtscrn is with pause/break
: and ; are *'s friend hoes
\ and / are best friends and in a cult